to the Tarot's Eye Sorority. Established in 1793 by Mirabella Visu,
The Tau Rho Psi Sorority is dedicated to choosing one's destiny
through education and enlightenment. Our Symbolic Emblem is an eye on
the Wheel of Life forever watchful of the Three Fates.|
it was the only Tarot card we copied before the scanner broke!)|
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|Things I learned in Skool Today|
learned that if the house you are living in tells you to "GO
AWAY," do it. Now.|
you're a virgin, stay that way.
killer with a knife is chasing you around the house, do NOT go
upstairs. Go out the front door, you idiot! and for God's sake, turn
on the lights.
stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He's not.
the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal
Lake, Transylvania, lover's lanes, most secluded mountain resorts and
all small towns in the state of Maine.
Halloween, there is no such thing as "coincidence." Never
stay overnight in the old house at the end of town that's supposed to
be haunted. Let them think you're chicken. Even if the prize is one
million dollars. It's not worth it.
out for the guy with an accent purchasing the abbey next door who
works the night shift.
you're alone in the house and something calls out your name, leave
immediately through the nearest exit. If there is no exit, make one.
you've shot the monster six times to no effect, don't bother throwing
the gun at it. It will do you no good.
the power goes out, do not go into the basement armed only with a
candle to see if the fuse is out.
it's not your imagination.
Oh, if you could only see the new me in color. I
used to be blonde but my sisters convinced me to die my hair black.
So what do I really look like in color. Like,
my hair is black, my skin a pale white, I'm wearing a black dress
accentuated with a white Ankh. Is that fashion or what!!!
Oh, yea, my name is Raven and I'm majoring in
Nuclear Physics with a minor in Cosmetology!!
(Editor's Note: Ghoul Skool does
not have a Nuclear Physics
or Cosmetology course of study! We do however have some very strange
people enrolled. Where is Ezrebet Bathoria when you need her.)
student from M.I.T
she's tranferring back)